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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 17:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is Tinder the best dating app?

Just Forget it!

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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