What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 17:19

No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is Tinder the best dating app?
Just Forget it!
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What World Does Bitcoin Want To Build For Itself? - Defector
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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